Zoomylicious: The Chicago Marathon

10.11.2007

The Chicago Marathon - 'The Onion' Style

One Dead, Hundreds Injured As Chicagoans Attempt To Run

CHICAGO—One man died and over 300 others were seriously injured in downtown Chicago Sunday when thousands of the city's residents made an...

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