Why Running Is Better Than Sex

Posted by a friend of mine on Running Ahead:
1. Running is consistently longer than sex

2. It's easier to explain the injuries

3. Routes don't get jealous of other routes

4. You can freely discuss when, where, and how many friends you were with when you lost your running virginity

5. You actually want to remember when, where, and who . . .

6. It isn't embarrassing when people find out you train a lot on you own

7. It confuses the hell out of jealous spouses who can't figure out what they are jealous of and why it is so much fun

8. Nobody tells bad running jokes on prime time television

9. You don't have to hide your copies of Runners World or your race photos

10. It's good even if your running partner goes too fast for you

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