The challenges which befall a mother/tooth-fairy whilst under the effects of Ambien

Goes up to Dane's room and finds that envelope with cast-off tooth has been sealed and saved to the point of ridiculousness. He slid it WAY under the pillow. I touched his tiny hand and froze as I felt him stir a little Eventually I was able to s-l-o-w-l-y extricate the envelope from under his firm 7 year old hand-hold. In exchange I left a ratty dollar bill. We had been using golden dollar coins, but the bastards are pita to find. So we'll tell him to HTFU if he whinges about it, blimey.

Phew...I need a brew and a bed. Cheerio.

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